These methods are quick, deadly … and won’t land you in jail.
1. To get kids to turn down their music.
2. To stop burglars from getting away.
3. To resolve a high school bullying conflict.
4. To retaliate for a missed punch.
5. To stop a kid from walking his dog on his neighbor’s property.
6. To pacify “road rage.”
7. To stop a deaf man from stealing a jet ski.
8. To resolve an argument over a pool game.
9. To solve a child custody dispute.
10. To punish a man for kicking you out of his birthday party, after you flirted with his girlfriend.
11. To keep people off your lawn.
12. To end an underwater fistfight.
13. To make your daughter’s boyfriend behave at Christmas.
14. To keep Seventh-Day Adventists from knocking on your door.
15. To stop your wife’s boyfriend from having sex with your wife.
16. To avoid paying for lumber.
17. To end a feud with your neighbor.
18. To stop your neighbor’s dog from barking.
19. To protect your neighborhood from children armed with Skittles.
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